COVID-19: Congress to Send 1,000 Pills of Xanax to Every American

What's better than $1,000 cash in your pocket? 1,000 Xanax pills! Why? Because, as the GomerBlog has discovered, "300 million Americans currently suffer from panic and anxiety disorders."

Hope you enjoy this satirical spoof on the news - and find some laughter in your day!

I had to click on that immediately to see if it was The Onion…thanks for the funny 🙂

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I'm in NJ, in epicenter of pandemic, so overtired I thought it was true. Stay inside everyone!

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@sheridonaldson

I had to click on that immediately to see if it was The Onion…thanks for the funny 🙂

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GomerBlog is similar to The Onion since the content is satirical. This is a tough topic for humor so I thought more than twice about posting it. In the end, I hoped our community would enjoy it.

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Thanks for the humor Dan
Linda Hageman

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if only this were true…totally could use this more than $1000. I wish they were wielding a scalpel instead of a sword. There are some clear divides today, that will only get more obvious as the weeks, months progress.

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